Friday, January 22, 2010

Sample Hospital Complaint Letter

Argentina I

Last week I was infected a little more sense to see a summary of the Argentine shit that occupied more than 15 minutes of air in the likes of Ricardo Fort, the new Argentine douchebag, Silvia Süller accompanied by her tits and her brother, Moria Casan also accompanied by her tits and gross exuberance, Mi (e) tirtha Legrand with his right hand label, protocol and ceremonial, etc.

soon I began to feel a sharp pain to see how the media Argentos sick people, to his beloved people Peronist and prepare for a dose of PRO to be inoculated by ass next year. Yellow campaigns through, evoking the ointment used in small children before any paspaduras asses pañalísiticas. Planned management from exhibitionism as if they were walking past a magazine kiosk wallpaper of ass and tits, more ass than anything else.
Like everything, some complain, some people take the little magazine to the bathroom and hide it under her pillow.

I once read somewhere about the native affinity ass. And I was thinking. Basically it was in Europe and North America of pornography consumers are more inclined towards the gums, and Latin America, focusing on our beautiful country, there is a marked trend towards the ass.
In a biological anthropology class, speaking of the choice of couples for reproductive purposes, tick me thinking about why that the male chooses the female: of the tires, everything ends where the bigger, more and better quality will be the milk to feed their children (biological bias "?).
Regarding the ass elaborated scenario (which probably many will come up before me). The first is that the vehicle being ass straight to the vagina, evoking his tendency by inviting the male buttocks to power in the archaic position in four. " An attraction prehistoric animal, humanity pristine. Nothing can beat that.
The second is the ass as a projection of the breadth of the hips, this sizable hip gives the tranquility of the unborn child may grow and develop properly in utero. Go back to the idea of \u200b\u200blarger, better functionality. Both hypotheses of the biological order as functionalist.
confirmed my hypothesis by a curious fact: it seems that women of considerable physique 1.70my are more likely to have multiple births. Not so the women of 1.60 or less, like me. Anyway I do not care more than two children.

But back to the native affinity for the ass, I had the misfortune of being born in a country that, like so much fun for me to say, have ass cancer from the time of its territory (whose location is aimed at the ass of the world) knew rich in resources.
They gave up the ass to indigenous peoples, the administration established a monarchy run by people who later have to repeat "I will give / I'll take the ass" and that they have complied, according to historical records.
Since the formation of the nation state have been victims of efforts have been devoted to shit all kinds of domestic productive effort. Above all it has been in operation at the national excretory system.

All it produces is blown. But in turn is necessary incorporate and then excrete, and what is incorporated is the ideal material to accelerate the process: the national Activia.
That 's what you see every day in the bowels of the city, people talking about this presidency as if it were the worst of all pre-existing heeding the growing disregard for the right filter in popular discourse with his dangerous lack of registration. In a country that was able to bring setpoint propositions such as "never again" or "neither forget nor forgive" just a few years ago.
has long lived under a state structure desartiuculado and farandulizado.
The State does not operate from a place of general regulator, guarantor safety and rights of its citizens. The State is represented by the mask of the actor of the season, CFK is now or might as well be Macri within a year (and we are delighted to see how the national media). State
figure appears as an instrument of access to certain licensing policies or practices and, once achieved, is discarded. You make the appropriate rhetorical operation ....

The Argentine eats shit, shit and rejoices in his own shit in his anal-sadistic relationship.
The only thing it produces is crap, is his primary creation, better take care of her because that's all that has or he can do.

The savoir faire is not available for Argentina. So sorry, so sad ...

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